What are the best Lawyer Jokes?

Answer by Saket Adusumilli:

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man  standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright  pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume  bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the  balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out  1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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